Urban 4 The Bittersweet Symphony

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

(via gnarly)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via sniffing)

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(via oknope)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

(via bastille)

sinkorswimn:

PSA: when smoke alarms go off, they shut off the wifi. Because if death by fire can’t get you out of a house, no wifi will.

(via feat)

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via fake-mermaid)