2 notes doesnt pay the rent
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
PSA: when smoke alarms go off, they shut off the wifi. Because if death by fire can’t get you out of a house, no wifi will.
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.